CHI 5, SD 0 W-Selma 6-12 L-Santorini 4-17
HOU 14, MON 1 W-Wilson 9-9 L-Wegener 8-8 HR-Wynn(16) Morgan(8) Herrera(5) Wynn 4 runs scored.
ATL 3, NY 1 W-Stone 7-8 L-Gentry 11-6
CIN 7, PHI 2 W-Carroll 3-4 L-Palmer 1-4 HR-D.Johnson(14)
PIT 7, SF 3 W-Gibbon 4-4 L-Herbel 3-2 Sanguillen 4 rbi.
STL 2, LA 1 W-Briles 9-9 L-Sutton 12-7
|Ask him about the crank calls he and Clay Kirby used to make. "Is your refrigerator running? Better go and catch it!" Haw!|
|Do not mock the Hat O' Four Ribbies.|
|"Stop the game. These home runs are not home runs. I cite Rule 509, subsection 12."|
The Cardinals did what the Cardinals do: score two runs and ride their starting pitching. It was enough against the Dodgers. Meanwhile, the stupid-hot Astros demolished Gary Wegener and the Expos 14-1, adding a half a run to Wegener's already bloated e.r.a. The Spacemen are now just one game under .500. Can nothing stop them? As for Wegener, he now stars in a tv western called "Wegener Train" in which a group of D-w homesteaders move west in covered wagons and give up lots of runs to the Comanches.
|"Circle the infield, boys!"|